Locked and Loaded. (the sober edition)

I have decided not to move back to California. Its good to be wanted. I worked really hard. But I've done the West Coast, time to head in another direction.

It is truly hot as monkey nuts in Memphis right now. This shit is unreal. I'm outta here for at least a month. Shit.

New relationships are always interesting. Passion is great, but the true connection has to happen when everyone has all of their clothes on. Ask me how I know.

I HATE HATE HATE when lezzies break up with someone and all of a sudden try and act like the ex wasnt all that. Ol' girl was the hot nu nu when you where together, but now she's wack? Chyle please. My ex was a BEAST. Would I get with her ever again? Hell would have to freeze over 15 times. Make that 20.

Two people that are EXTREMELY important to me are now wanging each other. I have a mini panick attack whenver one of them calls me. Its funny...sometimes.

West Coast women are the party. East Cost women are the business.

 LOL

-Nik

I Do Not Date...

Here's another oldie but goodie that I wrote a LONG time ago and never published. Just thought I'd share.
I originally wrot ethis around April of this year.
This is some good info people. Pay attention.
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 Lesbians are serial daters... I am not. I am a relationship girl. Lezzies tend to see a chick, bone a chick, move in with or move on to the next chick. That mess baffles me. I think that's one of the things that alienates a lot of straight people from us. Even those that are "sympathetic" to our plight. How fast we switch (or add in some cases) partners. How many times have you seen your friend (associate or whatever) at the club with someone one week, then two weeks later, you see them again with someone totally new? Then you ask them, " hey, what happened to so and so?"
Wait two weeks, and repeat.
Its so silly and, more importantly, its dangerous. Casual hookups in a community that doesn't have a a large number of people perpetuates not only a lot of fighting and bullsh*t, but a lot of other stuff you cant get rid of...
We want to be respected and all that then we need to stop acting like the only time were human is when someone straight uses a slur against us. Nobody gets over love in a month/week/day.Stop fronting. Especially you studs.

Short sweet and to the damn point.
*Star*

YA'LL NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS SH*T

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO RUN THIS CONVERSATION DOWN FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSLEF TO HEAR!!! THESE LITTLE BOYS ARE FILARIOUS!!!

Here's the background. I have my 6 year old son, my 5 year old nephew, and my 7 and 5 year old cousins (who are brothers and think they're my nephews) over here with me right now. The 7 year old is a certified genius. My nephew is a bad ass. He's the little boy Katt Williams is talking about in the Pimpin Pimpin, pills and all. He's that bad. Anyways, here's what happened.

7yr old to bad ass nephew: dude, you need to chill.
Bad ass nephew: im not gonna be ya'lls friends anymore and i'm not gonna be (my sons) twin anymore!!!
7yr old: Bruh, ya'll wasn't twins in the first place! He's 6, your 5. He's tall, you're short. Get over it man.
My son and the other 5 yr old(semi nephew): Bwaaaahaaaaaa haaahahahahaaaa lol lol lol lol hahahahahahahah
Nephew: boooooohoooo tears tears tears snot sniff etc....
Me: did you just say "bruh?" bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Clearly my nephews meds are wearing off. I AM CRYING LAUGHING @ THESE KIDS RIGHT NOW.

STAR

*update* by the time I finished typing the original part of this post, the 7 year old was over there patting the Bad ass nephew ont eh back saying. Dud, its ok, stop crying. your life is not over...
I am about to laugh up the 1.5 lungs that I have left.

Sissy Nobe!!!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Sissy Nobe!!!!!

Nik

this bullsh*t

So ummm, yeah. I came out of my house finally. I figured Pride was as good a time as any to step out and try and have some fun. Uh, I was sadly mistaken. I live in Memphis(most of the time), and the trouble with that is the fact that there aint sh*t EVER poppin'. Not from lack of effort, but from lack of f*cking support and overall hating b.s. Soooo many people have tried to do things, you know, create stuff for the fam to do. But mofo's dont support shit. The only thing that ever stays crunk is the gay club cuz you know the new booty's are gonna party no matter what. But if you're over 22, wut the hell are you supposed to do at the gay club? Babysit? Chaperone? Wut?! I can't stand this shit not one more pride. I'm putting Memphis on blast. From here on out. I am a native and I have the RIGHT to speak on this shit.

I am going out every night this pride week. I'm going to document this from beginning to end. This should get very interesting.

*Note* I have video of some of the foolishness from last nights "event". As soon as I get my Blackberry to stop timing out while i'm uploading the video, i'll post it on here. It is hilarious.

Nik

She got kids.

My last quick post made me think about something else. What about the kids with kids? I mean, if your relationship with your partner doesn't work out, what happens to the relationship that has been built with the child? Considering the fact that your partner DID build a relationship with your child (don't know how you could date someone and that not happen), and considering the fact that we are always looking for something lasting and real, what happens with the kids? As usual, i'm going to use myself as an example. My ex and I were together about three years. She was and is extremely close to my son. I appreciate her for doing all that she has done for him over the years, but i'm not going to act like our relationship hasn't caused problems as I tried to move on. The thing is that, because of how important she is to my son, I made the decision to put up with it, but only to an extent. She was with my son during the early years of his life and he loves her. As a parent, anything that I can give him to make his life less chaotic and difficult, i'm willing to do. I guess my question is: do you break up with the kids when you break up with the parent, and if so, did you ever really care about the child at all? Straight people generally don't drop the kids, so why do we (the fam)? Just wondering...