In Dreams

 DREAM #1

Me: What the hell?! 

Her: It was too much too fast, huh?

Me: Yeah, Genius. It was. 

Her: Its cool. I knew what I was doing. 

Me: Thanks. I think.

To be continued...

DREAM #2
Me: You called me. Why?
Her: Look, this is stupid. We've been through this a thousand times.We're older,wiser, and smarter. And we have a kid.
Me: Umm yeah. But what's the point.
Her: I'm sorry. I really am. I played that sh*t all wrong. You already apologized. Lets make it happen. I'll be over after work in the morning.
Me: Ok.
To be continued...

I want to give facebook a hug. And flip twitter the bird.

I love how when you block someone on facebook, they are COMPLETELY shut off from your wall. Perfect example: my beloved ex wife and my mother. If we comment on the same person's status, I can't see them and they can't see me. Its a thing of beauty. Twitter, however, hasn't caught up yet. So unfortunately, someone else that I love dearly, but have no respect for keeps gertting re-tweeted into my fucking timeline. This throws a huge monkey wrench in my fantasy that this sad individual was really just a figment of my imagination. I have almost convinced myself that our entire relationship was just something I made up in my head while I was in the hospital. But just as soon as I really start to beleive it, up she pops in my fucking timeline.
Lovely...
Star.