Gurl, NO.

ABSOLUTELY F*CKING NOT

BYE

NIK

*RUBS TEMPLES*

No, like for real though... When are we gonna stop doing this shit?

*side note*

Both of them look like they could use a run through the car wash, on high power. 

How babygirl in the back gonna be a strong size 2, with a size 12 beer belly? 

SO many questions.

*sigh*

Miss-Nikki

In todays WTF news...

I'm sorry, BUT WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Miss Nik (has left the muthafucking building)

I guess I missed the memo. AKA: Today's what the fuck news...

 
 So not only am I drug addict, I'm a sh*t eater too.
Ya'll don't want me to comment on this... 

So this is a good look, huh.

Found @ youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

See, this the ish that I be talking about....
Ladies, (and I use the term loosely) please find the nearest wall and slam your heads into it as hard as you can.
Thanks
*Star*

I Quit All -ah-ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Found @ missjia.com


*clears throat*
(and let me do this in a language you can understand, aka loud and ghetto)
ATTN, MISS STUD: IF YO DUMBAZZ AINT GONE TAWK IN AT LEAST SOMETHANG THAT RESEMBLES ENGLISH PULEEEZE STAY DA HELL WAY FROM IN FRONT OF DA DAYUM CAMARA!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU, I HATE IT ALL, YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND NOW, CUZ U DECIDES TO HOP YO AZZ IN FRONT OF THE CAMARA, THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS U FAIL AT LIFE. DIDNT U FIND IT THE LEAST BUT STRANGE THAT THEY KEPT YO AZZ OUTTA OF THE SHOT THAT LONG. YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!!!

AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You look a mess

Last night I went out with a few friends.Nothing major, just a few drinks and such. Of course, this was gay night at the spot, so the requisite " show" was on deck. Now usually, when I go out to the gay clubs, there's alot of hot ass mess and some hot drag shows that keep me entertained throught the night. However, this is was wack-er than usual. I did get a good pic of someone in a royal blue Polo (esque) shirt and matching royal blue fitted cap (cocked to the side, o less), but that wasnt the funny part. This lovely blue ensemble was topped off with a pair of white linen pants and white loafers.  (horrible pic up next, sorry)

I just do not understand...

Other than that we had a good time. I also got a really good pic of these two studs grinding on each other, which is always REALLY funny to me (don't judge me). I think I'll keep that one to myself though. Well. enjoy this one guys, and trust there will be more pics like this one. This is Memphis after all...

SEE, YA'LL PLAY TO D*MN MUCH!

WHAT IN THE SWEETBOOTY HELL?!!!

*DEAD*
*RISE ON THE 3RD DAY*
*LOOK AT THIS PICTURE*
*DROP DEAD AGAIN*

Big Ass Bi-sexual Fail

See this da ish right here. This is the kind of wack ass, out of order image that pops to mind when people think of black lesbians. All this cooch to the camera, let me hold you by your ass, while your homegirl trying to kiss me cuz we ALL f*cking anyway bull ish. I hate it all. I quit these heffas. They all fail. I do not hang out with these type-a-hoes. But really, who does? Even in the straight world. There are "those folks." You know the ones, be all fake sexing on the dance floor, and P-popping in the middle of the club. But like I said before, we as a community live in a very small fishbowl. This kind bull doesn't make it ANY DAMN BETTER! 
Annoyed
*Star*

Drugs are bad, ummkay...

My home girl used to date this chick that I absolutely can not stand. I mean I detest this person. My friends mean the most to me and ol' girl was wrong out the gate. I am not the type of friend that just rolls with you when you wrong because your my friend either. So the friends ex that I'm referring to was just truly the worst thing ever. Long story short (and because its not my story to tell), the ol' evil wench has reared her tired ass head again.

I said all of that to say this. It takes to two to tango, clearly. However, some people just take comfort in other people's misery. They can not stand to see anyone happy, but themselves and sometimes not even that. Misery loves company and common sense ain't common, but how many times does a person have to show you that 1.they ain't bout shit, 2. they don't mean you and yours any good, and 3. they are miserable and will do their damnedest to make sure somebody(oh hell, you'll do) is just as miserable as they are? How many times does a person have to say: "I don't give a fuck about me, so damn you, but I don't want to be alone in the meantime," before you REALLY cut that water off?

It took me a long time to realize that the worst situation I ever allowed myself to be involved in was just what it was: nothing. My friends watched with absolute horror as I accepted and endured (and eventually partook in) some of the dumbest sh*t ever. But I was comfortable. Once I wasn't comfortable anymore, I got on down. When I really saw it for myself, it was done. Once you've seen it though, and verbalized it and made moves that indicate that you have seen just how re-damn-diculous dealing with leeches really is, how does one justify to themselves sticking around or,worse, going back?

Poison is one of those things that doesn't weaken over time, it gets stronger. The human body does the same thing too, though. The longer you're off crack, the easier it is for you to walk past it and not be affected.

Resist the opportunity by any means necessary to cheapen yourself and blow your sobriety for a quick hit. Cuz that's how ya ass got hooked the first time.

I'm just saying.

*STAR*

#BIG ASS BLUBERRY FAIL!!!!!

-I tried to do this as a link to youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com , but technology wasn't on my side with this one. Make sure you mosey on over there to see the comments and what not about the above hot ass mess.
-Now for my thoughts on the um, matter.

There is an epidemic in the black lesbian community. It will henceforth be known as the "Big, Tacky Ass, Old Head Stud Situation." Why are there so many big ass studs that dress like this? Why are they almost always over age 35. Clearly I missed the memo on how and why it's cool to dress like the ringmaster @ the damn Universoul Circus! I think a triple B is in order here: Boo, Bitch, Bye!
Now, be clear that I am not picking on the poor, heavyset, misguided fashion murderer above. Well not specifically. I am picking on the group that she belongs to. If you are a black lesbian, you can't honestly tell me that you haven't seen a real life member of this club and thought (or said) why is she wearing those royal blue dickie shorts and that damn yellow and blue tall tee? Why doesn't she get a better bra? WHYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!
It isn't going to stop. It probably will continue to get worse. So I guess I'm just going to have to suffer in silence on this one.
Yeah right! Every time I see this mess I will be laughing hard and loud. Hey, if you got the "nuts" to dress like that in public, then you outta have the wherewithal to handle being looked at like the science fair project you are. Period.
Yeah I said it... What?

oh the media.who acts like this? i mean really...

I HATE IT ALL

WHAT THE HELL!!!!

*RUNS AWAY IN FEAR*