Wednesday, October 20, 2010

"If I were a STUD"

I was sitting up listening to my Pandora and Da Creole Qween's (aka Beyonce) song " If I Were a Boy" came on. It made me think of this. Its a REALLY BAD POEM SO PREPARE YOURSELF:
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If I were a stud
even just for one day
I would hop out of the bed throw on some recs and be on my way

I wouldnt chase after girls (cuz im far too fly for that), but i wouldnt tell them about MY girl
it would be all good
cuz while im out with them, i'd have my baby at home cooking dinner for me

If I were a stud
I don't think I would understand
How it feels to have my love in pain
I wouldn't do anything about it
Cuz i know she loves me, and she aint going NOWHERE

If I were a stud
I would lock up my phone
Never answer when my girl is around,
and get mad when she does the same

I'd put myself first, tell her "i just dont see your hurt"
Even when Im looking in her eyes
and she tells me what I did made her feel the absolute worst

If I were a stud I would tell my girl "i don't make you do anything you don't want to." When she says, "after all this mess, im still here"

If I were a stud I'd sip wine (pinky finger up) and ignore her tears.

If I were a stud. I'd read this and get mad.
but who gives a fuck anymore...

If I were a stud, i'd tell my girl "don't no stud wanna be your friend"

If I were a stud, I'd pick a fight, go out of town with my "girls", not call my girl while I'm gone, text her once, come back, still not call her, then say, "well, I didnt think you wanted to talk to me..."

If I were a stud, I would try to smooth over the out of order ass texts to my "friend" in my phone, then act like aint nothing ever happened.

If I were a stud, I would read this and say, "you're pushing me away from you!" or "im a private person."

If I were a stud, I would do something that I knew would hurt you, then tell you, I never do anything to hurt you...

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I wrote this one in March I think. I'm sure it was somewhere around Memorial Day 2010.
Yeah, Bleh...
Anyway
Miss Nikki

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am a "stud", so I'd respond to the one who says "IF I was" and say
The stud was a jackass for making you feel this way
Studs are simply emotional women with a bicycle gang member's jacket on
They're softer than soft which causes them to keep their 'pimp' hat on
They say that the 'good ones' finish last
I say, most femmes settle for cocky studs who are only out for ass
Now being the stud that I am, I'd fuck up the person who made you bitter, angry, and mad
But thanks to the stud who fucked up your relationship, cuz your next will be the BEST u ever had
So don't wish to be something you're not - just keep being you
Beautiful, awesome, sweet and original
"To thine ownself be true"
Just make sure that in the future you don't settle for a mess
Wait on the love who'll love you, hold you, cherish you...
She's the one who'll treat you the best

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